(Source: salzarslytherin)

plays

startwreck:

not-in-front-of-the-klingons:

botanycameos:

Robot Chicken - Star Trek special
Starring Patrick Stewart and Chris Pine!! *-*

It’s TNG era so Chris Pine is playing a random captain instead of Kirk. (What a pity… but it’s still hilarious. XD)

Wooww..
Lets join night crew.

Oh my gosh, this is gold.

At the grocery store

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

(Source: savagestarlights)

ca-tsuka:

New teaser poster for Zombillenium upcoming french animated feature film directed by Arthur de Pins. Now in production.

ca-tsuka:

New teaser poster for Zombillenium upcoming french animated feature film directed by Arthur de Pins. Now in production.

Emelan Fan Problem:

fytortall:

In which your tag auto complete is just a journey of the different ways to misspell “the circle of magic”.

tamorapierce:

tvoltage:

bassfanimation:

cumber-porn:

princcehans:

overnight-shipping:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

heyitsmario:

harrishun:

omomon:

mitzi—may:

If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!


yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead

I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.

No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.

Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.

Did you guys even watch bee movie

you really really must call a bee keeper!

My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere.  We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen.  I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend.  My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house.  He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them.  He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one.  The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away.  All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated.  Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!



reblogging so people will know how to meet bees and how to save them.  It’s getting scary out there, folks.  Save the bees.  I even talk nicely to them these days, but I’m considered odd.

tamorapierce:

tvoltage:

bassfanimation:

cumber-porn:

princcehans:

overnight-shipping:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

heyitsmario:

harrishun:

omomon:

mitzi—may:

If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!

Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!

yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead

I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.

No bees = no food.

No food = no life.

Congratulations on destroying the world.

Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.

Did you guys even watch bee movie

you really really must call a bee keeper!

My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere.  We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen.  I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend.  My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house.  He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them.  He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one.  The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away.  All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated.  Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!

reblogging so people will know how to meet bees and how to save them.  It’s getting scary out there, folks.  Save the bees.  I even talk nicely to them these days, but I’m considered odd.

(Source: malformalady)

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

littlespacecase:

Men’s Issues
  • Societal expectations of masculinity
  • Societal expectations to provide for women
  • No long term reversible male birth control
  • Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at 
  • Unfair treatment in child custody battles
  • Alimony 
  • No support for male victims of domestic abuse

Not men’s issues

  • The friend zone
  • Women not dating you
  • “Fucking femnazis”

gatheringbones:

this show is a gift

2 important questions
1. Do I look nervous? 
2. Should I shower after work (i.e before bed) or wake up even earlier and shower in the morning?
(also thank you to that person who wished me luck I was going to copy and paste your response and answer you but shit I GOTTA GO WORK NOW)

2 important questions

1. Do I look nervous? 

2. Should I shower after work (i.e before bed) or wake up even earlier and shower in the morning?

(also thank you to that person who wished me luck I was going to copy and paste your response and answer you but shit I GOTTA GO WORK NOW)

kyyojins:

one of my friends suggested we pause pacific rim whenever someone entered the drift

this is one of the least dissappointing decisions i’ve made

carterlys:

Well, not to worry. You happen to be standing next to one of the best thieves in two galaxies.